Come now, are you sure that's the first thing you ought to say to your loving elder brother the moment you see him? I did venture into the unforgiving heat only to see your cute little face, so perhaps I deserve a reward? If not a hugsies, then at least a kissy on the cheeksies, as is custom for the youngest children?
( he's... thinking of very young children. like little baby pre-K children who use kisses as currency for things like cookies.
[ why can't they take "he didn't immediately shut the door on rei's face" as the reward instead ]
Thanks for coming, Anija. [ dry as hell. he'll like, extend his hand... you know, for like a handshake, like at a meeting event. ] Yep, yep, I re~ally appreciate your support...
( HE CAN'T EVEN TAKE THAT HAND, HIS HANDS ARE FULL... RITSU MEANY... uuu...!!!! fidgets as he looks at the hand like he wants to take it but!!! no!!! he's not a fan!!! he has to be firm and only accept sibling handshakes...! not fan handshakes !!!!
... even if ritsu's doing it on purpose, he can't help but always so ardently try to remind ritsu he's never stopped loving him or being his brother !!!! he'll never leave him alone again...! )
Must you treat us like we're strangers...!? We're brothers, aren't we? We were just having a fun conversation via phone-like messages as a real family would, weren't we...!? Failing anything else, at least our family resemblance is perfectly undeniable...!
( Checkmate Ritsus )
You really ought to stop putting such strain on this tender, old heart of mine...
[ as long as ritsu is alive and well he'll bully his older brother. ]
Maybe if you ask really nicely and get on the floor like Maakun would, I'd consider it. [ besides, a little strain on rei's heart is nothing compare to the strain ritsu's had to bear. ] Did you really just call 'em phone-like messages...? Whatever it looks like, that dumb watch thing's a phone, so it's not "phone-like"... They're just texts.
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( he's... thinking of very young children. like little baby pre-K children who use kisses as currency for things like cookies.
so, like, ritsu's age. )
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Thanks for coming, Anija. [ dry as hell. he'll like, extend his hand... you know, for like a handshake, like at a meeting event. ] Yep, yep, I re~ally appreciate your support...
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... even if ritsu's doing it on purpose, he can't help but always so ardently try to remind ritsu he's never stopped loving him or being his brother !!!! he'll never leave him alone again...! )
Must you treat us like we're strangers...!? We're brothers, aren't we? We were just having a fun conversation via phone-like messages as a real family would, weren't we...!? Failing anything else, at least our family resemblance is perfectly undeniable...!
( Checkmate Ritsus )
You really ought to stop putting such strain on this tender, old heart of mine...
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Maybe if you ask really nicely and get on the floor like Maakun would, I'd consider it. [ besides, a little strain on rei's heart is nothing compare to the strain ritsu's had to bear. ] Did you really just call 'em phone-like messages...? Whatever it looks like, that dumb watch thing's a phone, so it's not "phone-like"... They're just texts.